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Chinese Valentine's Day funny copy to the circle of friends

花好网     2022-07-09     浏览(625)

1. I still can't make it this year, please come on next year
2. You can transfer money as much as you like
3. Others talk about the object for three years, I talk about it for three years
4. I'm just an ordinary single genius
5. I am an emotionless 999 machine
6. Boys who don't have friends in the circle of friends ask me to delete each other. I don't want boys that others don't want.
7. Qixi Festival is coming again, and some friends will be urged by their parents to marry again. If you don't have a partner, you can consider me. I will be your father, and I will not urge you.
8. Do you have a lot of question marks ??? Why don't you ask for it on Valentine's Day?



9. Does anyone collect idle baby? Anyway, I'm idle, I'm idle
10. Report it, I have started falling in love and a boy I have known for a long time really likes it so much I copied it all
11. Single boys are called single dogs, single girls are called Goubuli
12. Some people love each other, some people look at the sea at night, but I can only watch your object change one after another and still do not repent
13. Determined to be a maverick in this world of pairs
14. My life is too precious to give generously to those who do not love me
15. Learn to live alone, regardless of whether someone loves you or not
16. Do what you do
17. Treat with love or without love
18. Human affairs are too vulgar, it is better to watch the sunrise alone
19. Tell the peach blossoms that you don’t have to open them. Lao Tzu grows the sea of flowers by himself
20. It’s almost Valentine’s Day. I went downstairs to buy things just now. The boss asked me: “Sir, do you buy flowers?” “What are you buying flowers for?” Can I get a girlfriend?" Then the boss silently took the flower back.



21. Valentine's Day is coming. You are welcome to invite me to be a light bulb and take care of the food. I will shut up when it's time to shut up, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.
22. Why is everyone celebrating Valentine's Day and my family is celebrating Labor Day?
23. Don't ask me if I have a boyfriend, it is against the law for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.
24. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming, and it's another peak season to ask for a boyfriend.
25. The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming, and I wrote 300 small notes that we will break up and stuffed it into every box of chocolates on the supermarket shelves. Don't ask me who I am, I am Lei Feng.
26. This year, I don't receive gifts on Qixi Festival, but only boyfriends.
27. What do you want to send me on Qixi Festival? I will send you away thousands of miles away.
28. Over the Lunar New Year's Eve and the Eighth Eve, but the Qixi Festival. Holidays are not important, I like you, no matter Tanabata or morning and night.